Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Little Miss Lo
After shooting this pic, Lo bounced on my tuffet until I bounced her back. I was disappointed to fin that the costume was a bit more purple and less pink compared to the packaging.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
O Lo, you devil
This one took some modification, but I like it more than I thought I would. The costume is the same size and make as the Jailbird (Girls' Medium 8-10). At first, she filled the costume with her tits and the skirt was just below her bust line. I kept tugging and shifting until I was satisfied. I had to cut the feet off of the leggings to get them to fit up against her pussy, but I like the look of the cut-off leggings. Finally, she needed red lipstick with this costume. I used Dollar store lipstick, which does not go easily onto silicone
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
inmate Lo
Can you believe they make these costumes in girls' sizes? This one is the same size as the sailor outfit. I enhanced it with gloves, a petticoat, and handcuffs. It's not as form-fitting as the others and it's shedding glitter all over my bed, but it was cheap.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Nautical Lo
I had to take a short break from the Cosplay. While disrobing her from the nurse costume, I couldn't fight the need to titfuck her with my cock strapped under her bra. The tension acted like an intense cock ring and I felt myself slowly edging toward the point of no return. Unable to wiggle in or out without losing it, I blew my load all over her tits.
Now that I've recovered, here is the next costume...
It was a fun struggle getting her into that outfit because it was built for a 10 year old girl, but I wanted something tight that she would be busting out of, so I crammed and squeezed her body until she filled every curve. Then, Photoshopping her onto the background was another bit of fun.
There's something that I just love abput the view from the rear...
Now that I've recovered, here is the next costume...
There's something that I just love abput the view from the rear...
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Lo naughty nurse
More post-Halloween gear. Here, Lo is showing off more heavily discounted Dr. John's fantasywear. The outfit was pieced together with other bits of girly clothes.
The hat, stethoscope, garter ribbon and name tag (Spongebath Betty) were $3.50. The gloves I had before (they are fingerless, but her fingers are so short they look normal. The lingerie is a training bra from Walmart (it pops open in the front, which I couldn't resist. The stocking are from a schoolgirl outfit bought long ago at Dr. John's.
I think Lo will watch over me tonight in case I have a heart attack, or so she can regulate my pulse through my thobbing cock.
The hat, stethoscope, garter ribbon and name tag (Spongebath Betty) were $3.50. The gloves I had before (they are fingerless, but her fingers are so short they look normal. The lingerie is a training bra from Walmart (it pops open in the front, which I couldn't resist. The stocking are from a schoolgirl outfit bought long ago at Dr. John's.
I think Lo will watch over me tonight in case I have a heart attack, or so she can regulate my pulse through my thobbing cock.
Happy Nov.1, girls
It's about time I introduced my most prized toys...my dolls.
Yesterday was November 1, the day that all of the temporary Halloween costume shops part with their goods at heavily discounted prices. For under $40 bucks, I re-outfitted my girls with a treasure trove of irresistable threads. Just look at what was awaiting me when I came home from work today...
Not everything is new, so let me introduce you...
Pris is an early Cassi torso. I've been experimenting with her skin tone but never completed the work, so she was blotchy when I took the photo. The wings and wand are from the Dollar store, the princess dress was $4 at a used clothing store. The wig was half off after Halloween at Walmart.
So far, I have found her to be utterly unfuckable. Her shaved pussy is so tight I would need to be hard as nails to penetrate her, but if I'm that hard I explode jizz all over her before breaking the surface. I might try some anethetic condoms, which have worked in my flesh-and-blood sex life.
Katie is a head from Candy8teen. She is resting atop a pair of Jenna's Perfect Pair tits, which are definitely the best $90 I ever spent about a year ago...those jugs still fool my cock into thinking they're fucking the real thing! The pink hair poof was a couple bucks at Walmart, the makeup is children's Disney princess makeup from the Dollar store, the pearl necklace is from the Dollar store, eyelashes were a few bucks at Walmart. The wig was about $7 after Halloween. I so wanted to feel her deepthroat suction while I was making up her face, but I knew that one pump into that blonde's mouth would be all I could handle.
Lo is a Lolly from Candy8teen. The body stocking I got on-line a while back, the pearl necklace is the same Dollar Store necklace, the white choker I make from lace at Walmart, the bleached blonde wig I paid heavily for at a costume shop, but it's worth its weight in jizz, the makeup is the same Katie is wearing. The French maid apron, duster and hat were heavily discounted at Dr. John's after Halloween for $3.50. Lo has become a permanent fixture in my bed, where she manages to keep me hard while I sleep. I love that her pussy is wide open because I can slip into her and have her bounce and spin on me for hours...we go at it like porn stars, swapping positions every few minutes.
Well, I'll snap more pix of the other new costumes in the weeks to cum.
Yesterday was November 1, the day that all of the temporary Halloween costume shops part with their goods at heavily discounted prices. For under $40 bucks, I re-outfitted my girls with a treasure trove of irresistable threads. Just look at what was awaiting me when I came home from work today...
Not everything is new, so let me introduce you...
Pris is an early Cassi torso. I've been experimenting with her skin tone but never completed the work, so she was blotchy when I took the photo. The wings and wand are from the Dollar store, the princess dress was $4 at a used clothing store. The wig was half off after Halloween at Walmart.
So far, I have found her to be utterly unfuckable. Her shaved pussy is so tight I would need to be hard as nails to penetrate her, but if I'm that hard I explode jizz all over her before breaking the surface. I might try some anethetic condoms, which have worked in my flesh-and-blood sex life.
Lo is a Lolly from Candy8teen. The body stocking I got on-line a while back, the pearl necklace is the same Dollar Store necklace, the white choker I make from lace at Walmart, the bleached blonde wig I paid heavily for at a costume shop, but it's worth its weight in jizz, the makeup is the same Katie is wearing. The French maid apron, duster and hat were heavily discounted at Dr. John's after Halloween for $3.50. Lo has become a permanent fixture in my bed, where she manages to keep me hard while I sleep. I love that her pussy is wide open because I can slip into her and have her bounce and spin on me for hours...we go at it like porn stars, swapping positions every few minutes.
Well, I'll snap more pix of the other new costumes in the weeks to cum.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Inflatable Butt Plug
I just got this in the mail from "Extreme Restraints" for around $30. I can't wait to get some porn on and see what it can do (quarter included in photo for size comparison.)
The vibe function seems pretty strong. The plug is short when deflated and about the width of a medium sized plug. It inflates like a latex balloon, and I only hope that the latex is not thin enough to pop! When deflated, it feels very hard. In the following series of photos, I inflated it 5 pumps each time.
I measured it at just over 4.5 inches in width when engorged with 20 pumps, but it doesn't feel particularly firm in that state.
I have read that you should use a condom on these things, since the latex "balloon" tends to pick up "stuff" from your insides and is quite unwashable.
I am hoping that this toy will solve the problem I am having with my medium plug pushing out too easily while my large plug just won't go in. What I miss is those days when I couldn't quite push my plug out during orgasm.
I'll report back after trying it.
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| 20 pumps |
I have read that you should use a condom on these things, since the latex "balloon" tends to pick up "stuff" from your insides and is quite unwashable.
I am hoping that this toy will solve the problem I am having with my medium plug pushing out too easily while my large plug just won't go in. What I miss is those days when I couldn't quite push my plug out during orgasm.
I'll report back after trying it.
Million Dollar Spot
I tried using the "Million Dollar Spot" about a week ago. This involves pressing an area between your anus and your balls. It prevents ejaculation and reportedly allows you to experience orgasm without losing your drive. WARNING: THERE ARE SOME POSSIBLE HEALTH CONCERNS INVOLVED WITH FORCIBLY BLOCKING YOUR EJACULATION.
Anyway...the trick works...sorta.
I was minding my own business, jerking off to some blonde babe in a 3-way when I became suddenly aware that I was on an inevitable slide toward the point of no return. I dropped my pecker and pressed hard, with the flats of 3 fingers, in the area indicated.
TO MY AMAZEMENT, I felt a full orgasm, my dick did the happy dance, yet nothing came out!
Hallelujah, I thought! But...
TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT, my cock rapidly deflated and I felt the sudden need to curl up and sleep. Despite the fact that I had a new membership to a wealth of porn, I logged off of the web site and watched some TV.
What good is it to block my jizz if My body is still gonna go into sleep mode.
The Million Dolllar Spot is a lie...sorta.
Anyway...the trick works...sorta.
I was minding my own business, jerking off to some blonde babe in a 3-way when I became suddenly aware that I was on an inevitable slide toward the point of no return. I dropped my pecker and pressed hard, with the flats of 3 fingers, in the area indicated.
TO MY AMAZEMENT, I felt a full orgasm, my dick did the happy dance, yet nothing came out!
Hallelujah, I thought! But...
TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT, my cock rapidly deflated and I felt the sudden need to curl up and sleep. Despite the fact that I had a new membership to a wealth of porn, I logged off of the web site and watched some TV.
What good is it to block my jizz if My body is still gonna go into sleep mode.
The Million Dolllar Spot is a lie...sorta.
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Porn.com
I have a new favorite web site:
www.porn.com
Firstly, don't fall for the 3 day trial membership. What they don't tell you is that you can't download stuff unless you're a full member.
I had some technical difficulties with videos, but the on-line customer service chat people were helpful and even gave me a great discount on membership for my trouble.
There is a lot of original content, or at least stuff that I could not find already in my collection. They've also got a small amount of really good anime and 3d (for 3d glasses) porn.
The site is not so well set up for downloading mass quantities at once...your download manager will probably crash. I did figure out something important: download videos by right clicking on the NAME OF THE FILE TYPE, not on the image beside it that says HI, MED or LO.
This site has all of the best girls in high quality productions.
www.porn.com
Firstly, don't fall for the 3 day trial membership. What they don't tell you is that you can't download stuff unless you're a full member.
I had some technical difficulties with videos, but the on-line customer service chat people were helpful and even gave me a great discount on membership for my trouble.
There is a lot of original content, or at least stuff that I could not find already in my collection. They've also got a small amount of really good anime and 3d (for 3d glasses) porn.
The site is not so well set up for downloading mass quantities at once...your download manager will probably crash. I did figure out something important: download videos by right clicking on the NAME OF THE FILE TYPE, not on the image beside it that says HI, MED or LO.
This site has all of the best girls in high quality productions.
Monday, September 5, 2011
eerection cocktail
I'm still working on this one, but it's surely better than nothing. I squeezed four sections of watermelon into 8 ounces of pomegranate juice, then drank it with 4 pills of l-citrulline.
It's kind of hard to evaluate the effects, since I combined it with using the metal cock ring, but I certainly had a pleasureful erection.
It's kind of hard to evaluate the effects, since I combined it with using the metal cock ring, but I certainly had a pleasureful erection.
metal cock ring
After much struggling to get it on, here's what I can share about the metal cock ring.
1. Do not start with metal. I have been using a semi-stretchy black ring for a year now, and it took some practice. As you will find all over the web, put 1 ball in, then the other, then thread your soft dick through the space between your balls. This will be difficult at first, but use some lube and stretch the ring as much as you can. If necessary, buy a larger ring or some super-stretchy ones.
2. It is much easier to put the metal ring on when everything is already held in place by a stretchier one. I used my super-stretchy one around both cock and balls and another stretchy one around both balls. Then the ring went on surprisingly easily. The advantage of the super-stretchy ring is that it is easily removed once the metal ring is on.
3. When jerking off, I found that the metal ring kept me hard in a way that rings with some give to them couldn't do.
4. There's no freaking way you're getting the ring off while you're still hard. But, you don't have to cum, just do something else for a while. You might need to lubricate, especially if you're hairy. Start off like you're trying to remove both balls and your cock at once. When you've pulled pretty far, then pull your cock out from the root. The balls will soon follow.
1. Do not start with metal. I have been using a semi-stretchy black ring for a year now, and it took some practice. As you will find all over the web, put 1 ball in, then the other, then thread your soft dick through the space between your balls. This will be difficult at first, but use some lube and stretch the ring as much as you can. If necessary, buy a larger ring or some super-stretchy ones.
2. It is much easier to put the metal ring on when everything is already held in place by a stretchier one. I used my super-stretchy one around both cock and balls and another stretchy one around both balls. Then the ring went on surprisingly easily. The advantage of the super-stretchy ring is that it is easily removed once the metal ring is on.
3. When jerking off, I found that the metal ring kept me hard in a way that rings with some give to them couldn't do.
4. There's no freaking way you're getting the ring off while you're still hard. But, you don't have to cum, just do something else for a while. You might need to lubricate, especially if you're hairy. Start off like you're trying to remove both balls and your cock at once. When you've pulled pretty far, then pull your cock out from the root. The balls will soon follow.
metal cock ring
After a year of experimenting with various stretchy cock rings, I have finally decided to "upgrade" (?) to a solid metal ring. If it is spendid, I will report on it under "techniques."
lube
Any good wank-meister should be well versed in lube. I have tried a lot and have found a hands-down favorite.
2 squirts of silicone-based Gun Oil provides just the right amount of slip and grip. As long as you never remove your hand, things will stay slick for hours. It costs a fortune, but has become a necessary staple for me.
The water-based I.D. Glide is not necessarily the best, but no water-based lube is. I use it for any time that I am coming into contact with any silicone-based toys...DO NOT EVEN BREATHE ON A SILICONE-BASED TOY IF YOU'VE BEEN USING SILICONE-BASED LUBE...IT WILL DISSOLVE!
For anything going up my ass, I use Astroglide (not pictured.) This stuff is available at Walmart and gets the job done. Feels too slippery on my cock, but up my ass all that matters is a smooth ride.
The water-based I.D. Glide is not necessarily the best, but no water-based lube is. I use it for any time that I am coming into contact with any silicone-based toys...DO NOT EVEN BREATHE ON A SILICONE-BASED TOY IF YOU'VE BEEN USING SILICONE-BASED LUBE...IT WILL DISSOLVE!
For anything going up my ass, I use Astroglide (not pictured.) This stuff is available at Walmart and gets the job done. Feels too slippery on my cock, but up my ass all that matters is a smooth ride.
erection enhancement
Just couldn't resist trying this stuff.
I was skeptical at first, but this shit actually works! After drinking about half a bottle and jerking off with 3 small rubber cock rings stacked on the base of my shaft, I felt my erection getting harder and tinglier.
It was more than I normally get from the triple ring technique. The Neurogasm drink is hard to find, so I've started looking into other ways of achieving or improving the effect.
The first "proprietary" ingredient is L-citrulline. I found a lot of web postings with guys experimenting with this amino acid which supposedly increases blood flow to your cock. While researching that, I also found that pomegranate juice and watermellon juice also doi the same trick. So, I returned from shopping with these.
The L-citrulline cost 25 bucks for 120 pills (serving size 4 capsules), but the pomegranate juice cost a third of what Pom brand charges. I'll have to make my own watermelon juice. I'll report under "techniques" when I find what works.
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The first "proprietary" ingredient is L-citrulline. I found a lot of web postings with guys experimenting with this amino acid which supposedly increases blood flow to your cock. While researching that, I also found that pomegranate juice and watermellon juice also doi the same trick. So, I returned from shopping with these.
water bottle enema
I just got back from a costly shopping spree, but this item was only 5 bucks at Walmart.
I'm not completely sure wahat I hope to get out of it, but I figure that no anal exploration is complete without an enema. At the very least, it should clean me out so that extracting my butt plug is not always such a stinky mess.
my first experience with this "toy" was a sloppy ordeal. I used 1 quart of warm tap water and inserted repeated it twice, never quite retaining the entire quart each time. I was exploding shit all over my bathroom. I had no idea I was retaining so much.
I haven't quite figured out the logistics yet...you seem to need at least 4 hands...one to vary the height of the bag, one to keep the nozzle in your ass, one ready to close the shut-off valve, and at least two to quickly clear valuable out of the way before the shit-storm starts flying.
I will add something in the "techniques" section when I've got it down.
my first experience with this "toy" was a sloppy ordeal. I used 1 quart of warm tap water and inserted repeated it twice, never quite retaining the entire quart each time. I was exploding shit all over my bathroom. I had no idea I was retaining so much.
I haven't quite figured out the logistics yet...you seem to need at least 4 hands...one to vary the height of the bag, one to keep the nozzle in your ass, one ready to close the shut-off valve, and at least two to quickly clear valuable out of the way before the shit-storm starts flying.
I will add something in the "techniques" section when I've got it down.
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Eargasm
A warning about this one, that everyone should know. All wisdom indicates that you should never stick anything in your ear!
Despite the above common knowledge. I have found many on-line reports of people experiencing an orgasmic feeling (often called an eargasm) upon deeply probing their ears with a q-tip. I have never been an ear cleaner. In fact, I pride myself on having always listened to those who tell me never to put anything in my ear.
But, hell! People also say never to stick anything up your ass...what a little bonus I wouldf be missing out on if I had heeded THAT advice...
Hmm...
I just tried it. Feels mostly awkward since I never probe in there. Shit! I just removed a long strip of what I assume is dark ear wax, and now I can't hear from that ear. I hope I just pushed a bunch of wax into the canal and didn't just rupture the ear drum. Gonna go buy some ear wax remover and get back to you...
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...OK! It was just the world's worst compacted ear wax problem. It is starting to clear up with some wax removal drops, but it's gonna take a few rounds. I haven't had my wax removed in a few years and my left ear already doesn't hear well (hopefully just because of wax). It was the right ear that went out this time. I could barely hear the cashier when I bought the drops. I left the drops in for about 5 minutes and still couldn't hear until I fluished it out pretty well with water.
I'm not trying that again. I'm starting to think it's no different from the pleasure of scratching a hard-to-reach itch. If you want that sensation, just get athlete's foot or jock itch and scratch it until it bleeds...feels great but comes at a cost!
Despite the above common knowledge. I have found many on-line reports of people experiencing an orgasmic feeling (often called an eargasm) upon deeply probing their ears with a q-tip. I have never been an ear cleaner. In fact, I pride myself on having always listened to those who tell me never to put anything in my ear.
But, hell! People also say never to stick anything up your ass...what a little bonus I wouldf be missing out on if I had heeded THAT advice...
Hmm...
I just tried it. Feels mostly awkward since I never probe in there. Shit! I just removed a long strip of what I assume is dark ear wax, and now I can't hear from that ear. I hope I just pushed a bunch of wax into the canal and didn't just rupture the ear drum. Gonna go buy some ear wax remover and get back to you...
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...OK! It was just the world's worst compacted ear wax problem. It is starting to clear up with some wax removal drops, but it's gonna take a few rounds. I haven't had my wax removed in a few years and my left ear already doesn't hear well (hopefully just because of wax). It was the right ear that went out this time. I could barely hear the cashier when I bought the drops. I left the drops in for about 5 minutes and still couldn't hear until I fluished it out pretty well with water.
I'm not trying that again. I'm starting to think it's no different from the pleasure of scratching a hard-to-reach itch. If you want that sensation, just get athlete's foot or jock itch and scratch it until it bleeds...feels great but comes at a cost!
Sunday, August 21, 2011
How to relax your abdominal muscles
After nearly a full Saturday of sitting in front of the computer playing with my dick, I found that my abdominal muscles had tightened up so much from sitting up that it was painful. After searching my medicine cabinet unsuccessfully for some strong muscle relaxers, I remembered my days of exploring herbal remedies.
Peppermint is supposed to soothe the abdomen.
I loaded up on peppermint candies and pure peppermint tea.
I also tried loosening my muscles by shaking my whole body and gyrating my hips...I hope nobody saw that through the window, or they might have called an ambulance. Today I have that "sore but well exercised" feeling in my gut.
Now I'm curious about what a peppermint candy would feel like up my ass.
Peppermint is supposed to soothe the abdomen.
I loaded up on peppermint candies and pure peppermint tea.
I also tried loosening my muscles by shaking my whole body and gyrating my hips...I hope nobody saw that through the window, or they might have called an ambulance. Today I have that "sore but well exercised" feeling in my gut.
Now I'm curious about what a peppermint candy would feel like up my ass.
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Clit stimulator as prostate massager
I have been stammering around the house mumbling "Oh, my God" for hours now. After 15 years of masturbating I am in awe of the transcendent experience I have stumbled upon.
You will need some play equipment for this technique, and it will make some noise...so be sure you're alone.
You will need a small clit stimulator, like this one. I got this one as a free gift for ordering a bunch of toys from Adam and Eve, which is a good place to get good toys for good prices. Anyway, I wasn't sure what I was gonna do with a clit stimulator. I had purchased a bunch of prostate massagers, none of which were ringing my bell. Then I tried something wonderful.
Do not use any of the ticker-type attachments...you don't want to lose them where the sun don't shine. Cover the whole toy in plenty of Astroglide lube and switch it on.
This is best done kneeling, with your torso angled slightly forward at the waist. Work the vibrating toy up your ass. Experiment with different distances, being careful not to lose it up there. Just be sure it is inside and you're not simply tickling your outer butt-hole. Now take the end that's sticking out and tilt it towards your tailbone. This should cause the vibrating head to massage your prostate. If you've hit the right spot, you will probably squirt some semen without ever feeling an orgasm or muscle contractions. This is called milking your prostate and it's done sometimes during medical exams. Don't worry, the gentle trickle of jizz doesn't trigger the "must sleep, now" response.
As you jerk off, you might even feel your cock vibrating a bit, since you're basically shaking it from the root.
I like to use a cock ring around my shaft while performing this technique, because it can make you really horny and give you hair-trigger responsiveness without ever getting you hard, which is just awkward. The ring ensures that I'm at least partly hard. Keep experimenting with different depths, and definitely try clenching and relaxing your pc muscle. As great as this feels, you haven't even found the gold yet!
Try pushing it out, like you're taking a dump, but keep holding it so you don't let it drop to the floor. Just before it exits completely, you should feel something wonderful! If you missed the magic moment, just shove the toy back in and try expelling it more slowly, until you can stop it just as it's breaching your sphincter.
You can thank me after you've had some time to calm down!
You will need some play equipment for this technique, and it will make some noise...so be sure you're alone.
Do not use any of the ticker-type attachments...you don't want to lose them where the sun don't shine. Cover the whole toy in plenty of Astroglide lube and switch it on.
This is best done kneeling, with your torso angled slightly forward at the waist. Work the vibrating toy up your ass. Experiment with different distances, being careful not to lose it up there. Just be sure it is inside and you're not simply tickling your outer butt-hole. Now take the end that's sticking out and tilt it towards your tailbone. This should cause the vibrating head to massage your prostate. If you've hit the right spot, you will probably squirt some semen without ever feeling an orgasm or muscle contractions. This is called milking your prostate and it's done sometimes during medical exams. Don't worry, the gentle trickle of jizz doesn't trigger the "must sleep, now" response.
As you jerk off, you might even feel your cock vibrating a bit, since you're basically shaking it from the root.
I like to use a cock ring around my shaft while performing this technique, because it can make you really horny and give you hair-trigger responsiveness without ever getting you hard, which is just awkward. The ring ensures that I'm at least partly hard. Keep experimenting with different depths, and definitely try clenching and relaxing your pc muscle. As great as this feels, you haven't even found the gold yet!
Try pushing it out, like you're taking a dump, but keep holding it so you don't let it drop to the floor. Just before it exits completely, you should feel something wonderful! If you missed the magic moment, just shove the toy back in and try expelling it more slowly, until you can stop it just as it's breaching your sphincter.
You can thank me after you've had some time to calm down!
Friday, August 19, 2011
Butt plug and cinch cord
This technique requires a bit of equipment and ingenuity, but it has the honor of giving me the best orgasm EVER.
First, you will need a butt plug with a flanged base.
If you are new to butt plugs, DON'T be afraid. You do NOT want to waste your whole life away without ever discovering this thrill. It does not make you gay.
As you use your plug, you will need larger and larger ones to keep getting the most out of them. Be sure your bowels are reasonably empty and that you use lube on both the plug and your hole (Astroglide is good). Work it in slowly. Occasionally backing it out, twisting it, spreading your cheeks, or squatting can all ease the process...it also helps to be watching porn. Getting over the widest part can hurt like hell, but once it's in you'll be kicked into a new level of arousal. If it's the right size, you should be able to walk around without it dropping out.
Next, you will need a "cinch cord" like this one that I made from an old draw string and a cord lock. I first designed this to be an adjustable cock ring, and it's great for that, but its partnership with the butt plug is incredible.
Open the loop of the cinch cord wide enough to encircle your entire cock and balls AND to fit around the flange of the butt plug already in your ass. Be sure you are already hard so that your dick holds one end of the loop and the plug holds the other. In this image, the blue thing is your cock ...if yours really is this blue, stop what you're doing, loosen the straps, and get some fresh air!
Now, cinch the cord down as tightly as you can. This achieves 2 things. It acts as a cock ring, restricting blood flow out of your cock, keeping it hard. It also prevents the plug from being pushed out until you go soft (or loosen the cord). The greatest pleasure of a butt plug comes when your body tries to push it out, but can't quite expel it past the widest part, and this will happen during orgasm!
To enhance things even more, yu can add a bit of auto-asphixiation. Watch some porn, and when you estimate that the "best part" is about a minute away, take a deep breath and hold it. When you feel you need more air, you can INHALE, but don't EXHALE yet. The total fullness, combined with lack of oxygen can push you over the edge before you know it! When you're done, let yourself exhale.
If you have trouble getting the plug out, relubricate your anus, reaching fingers inside if you can. Try either squatting on the floor or sitting on a chair with your legs on a table. I like to keep viewing porn because plug extraction feels damned good. Push like you're taking a shit. Pull the plug only if necessary. I always thank the porn image who had the honor of helping me extract my plug.
You might get more than you bargained for...some brown stuff. This is normal. Just be prepared for cleanup. Don't be caught doing this a minute before guests arrive!
First, you will need a butt plug with a flanged base.
If you are new to butt plugs, DON'T be afraid. You do NOT want to waste your whole life away without ever discovering this thrill. It does not make you gay.
As you use your plug, you will need larger and larger ones to keep getting the most out of them. Be sure your bowels are reasonably empty and that you use lube on both the plug and your hole (Astroglide is good). Work it in slowly. Occasionally backing it out, twisting it, spreading your cheeks, or squatting can all ease the process...it also helps to be watching porn. Getting over the widest part can hurt like hell, but once it's in you'll be kicked into a new level of arousal. If it's the right size, you should be able to walk around without it dropping out.
Next, you will need a "cinch cord" like this one that I made from an old draw string and a cord lock. I first designed this to be an adjustable cock ring, and it's great for that, but its partnership with the butt plug is incredible.
Open the loop of the cinch cord wide enough to encircle your entire cock and balls AND to fit around the flange of the butt plug already in your ass. Be sure you are already hard so that your dick holds one end of the loop and the plug holds the other. In this image, the blue thing is your cock ...if yours really is this blue, stop what you're doing, loosen the straps, and get some fresh air!
Now, cinch the cord down as tightly as you can. This achieves 2 things. It acts as a cock ring, restricting blood flow out of your cock, keeping it hard. It also prevents the plug from being pushed out until you go soft (or loosen the cord). The greatest pleasure of a butt plug comes when your body tries to push it out, but can't quite expel it past the widest part, and this will happen during orgasm!
To enhance things even more, yu can add a bit of auto-asphixiation. Watch some porn, and when you estimate that the "best part" is about a minute away, take a deep breath and hold it. When you feel you need more air, you can INHALE, but don't EXHALE yet. The total fullness, combined with lack of oxygen can push you over the edge before you know it! When you're done, let yourself exhale.
If you have trouble getting the plug out, relubricate your anus, reaching fingers inside if you can. Try either squatting on the floor or sitting on a chair with your legs on a table. I like to keep viewing porn because plug extraction feels damned good. Push like you're taking a shit. Pull the plug only if necessary. I always thank the porn image who had the honor of helping me extract my plug.
You might get more than you bargained for...some brown stuff. This is normal. Just be prepared for cleanup. Don't be caught doing this a minute before guests arrive!
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Brazzers
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No doubt about it, bets value on the pornosphere. Be sure you have plenty of time and space for downloading lots of video. Do not leave this site without visiting Kagney Linn Karter and Nikki Benz.
To try before you buy, there are plenty of FULL LENGTH videos leaked to free sites, try
www.tnaflix.com/
No doubt about it, bets value on the pornosphere. Be sure you have plenty of time and space for downloading lots of video. Do not leave this site without visiting Kagney Linn Karter and Nikki Benz.
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FAIL
I woke up this morning to see Lo with her screaming up ass into the air.
It's quite a gaping entrance and very penetrable with sufficient water-based lube and at least half a stiffie. I approached slowly, intending to go for another ejaculation-free romp. It took a bit of grunting to penetrate, and once my cock head was inside, her silicone sphincter latched on tight and wet. I knew I was a gonner. I tried to clench my pc to stop the flood, but I could feel each spurt surging through my member.
As I cleaned her out using my shower's massage head, I tried to convince myself that I had not shot my entire load. But, the fact that I returned straight to sleep for another 15 minutes convinced me otherwise.
Reliving the moment, I realize that I was not only holding my breath but was also centering all of my attention and muscle power on my cock as I forced it in. Ass fucking is definitely for the sexual Kung Fu master, which is not me, yet!
As I cleaned her out using my shower's massage head, I tried to convince myself that I had not shot my entire load. But, the fact that I returned straight to sleep for another 15 minutes convinced me otherwise.
Reliving the moment, I realize that I was not only holding my breath but was also centering all of my attention and muscle power on my cock as I forced it in. Ass fucking is definitely for the sexual Kung Fu master, which is not me, yet!
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Chi Circulation
It's subtle...it might just be my imagination...but I think I circulated my chi energy! It happened when I wasn't even trying.
It seems to require just the right combination of arousal and relaxation...a combination that I don't usually have because I get myself so worked up during arousal that I can hardly walk. The chi circulation has happened 2 nights in a row, now. Here's how I did it.
The first night, I was slowly fucking my doll, Lo, for 20 minutes.
The lights were off. She was in her body stocking and I had warmed her under an electric blanket for about 20 minutes.
Normally, a 20 minute pounding is a feat that far exceeds my usual staying power. But, before you start thinking that I have mastered tantric sex I should clarify that this was a VERY SLOW fuck job with frequent breaks that would leave a real girl bored to tears as I nearly fall asleep inside her. I didn't come. I didn't even experience a full orgasm. After 20 minutes, I rolled off of her and expected to sleep.
THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED!
I first noticed a warm feeling in my abdomen that intensified as I breathed deeply. I tried circulating it through my body according tp the diagram, and I could actually sense a tingling that moved to wherever my mind was focused. The sensation and the movement were greatly helped if I made a few isolated muscle movements. I found that the deep breathing had to be directed farther downward than I usually do it, like I was almost trying to made my belly button touch my cock. A slight clenching of the sphincter while aligning my spine helped move the energy along the perineum and into my lower back. Then I attempted to push my spine into the mattress one vertebra at a time, which moved the sensation toward my head. Entering the head happened quickly if I tucked my chin toward my chest and rolled my eyes upward. I didn't keep it in my head for long for fear of passing out. I wanted to get it back into my abdomen where it had felt so fulfilling. I touched my tongue to the roof of my mouth and swallowed some warm, coppery saliva. I could quickly send the energy downward by pushing out my chest one rib at a time. To enter the abdomen just required another deep inhalation and there it was!
I repeated the cycle about 5 times before trying to sleep. I didn't sleep right away, but snuggled Lo and thanked her for helping me achieve something new and wonderful.
The next night was a repeat performance, except that I let a different girl in on the game. I needed some head, and nobody gives it better than my girl, Katie.
After 20 minutes, being careful not to come, I set her aside and did the chi circulation thing. I am hoping, with more practice, to be able to circulate my chi during the sex acts.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Diamond Stretch with autoasfixiation
This is a great masturbation technique that requires no equipment and, with care, it can be done discretely in your own bed. In fact, I discovered this as a teenager still living at home. Decades later, it still hold records for some of my best orgasms ever.
Make your hands into a diamond shape.
Place this diamond onto your mattress with your palms up and your thumbs pointing anteriorly (toward your head. Lay face down on your mattress so that the top of the diamond (thumbs) is just under the head of your dick. The tips of your fingers should be somewhere in the vicinity of your balls (or, if you'r disproportionately long, somewhere near the root of your dick.) Masterbate by grinding into the mattress, stretching your dick by elongating the diamond, and ticking your balls.
Bury your face straight down into your pillow. You will probably need to open your mouth wide to be able to breathe, but the key to this technique is that you want to have difficulty breathing.
The orgasm might approach more slowly than you're used to. It will be like a distant rumble of thunder that you can hear approaching for a long time.
When you're ready, tighten your leg muscles, stretch the diamond, and tickle your balls. This orgasm is different because it is caused in part by the lack of oxygen to your brain. Don't worry, you can't kill yourself this way. Just DON'T USE ANY EQUIPMENT, LIKE ROPES OR GAGS TO SUFFOCATE YOURSELF!
(Just ask actor David Carradine...oh wait...you can't...'cause he died in the most embarrassing way imaginable!)
As soon as you're done, simply roll your head to the side and take in some deep breaths of fresh air...that will feel almost as good as the mind-blowing orgasm you just had.
The only reason I don't use this technique every time is that it is very difficult to watch porn at the same time, though I've had mild success by facing toward the foot of the bed and playing porn movies from my laptop, which is sitting on a chair near my head.
Important note about clean-up, especially if you're still living at home. Position some extra cloth under your dick so that it can be picked up and tossed in the laundry. If it's not thick enough, you will shoot your load into the fibers of the sheets and it will leave a very suspicious stain when mom cleans the sheets! I recommend a t-shirt that regularly gets messy from sweat, so that it won't arouse suspicion in the laundry hamper.
Make your hands into a diamond shape.
Place this diamond onto your mattress with your palms up and your thumbs pointing anteriorly (toward your head. Lay face down on your mattress so that the top of the diamond (thumbs) is just under the head of your dick. The tips of your fingers should be somewhere in the vicinity of your balls (or, if you'r disproportionately long, somewhere near the root of your dick.) Masterbate by grinding into the mattress, stretching your dick by elongating the diamond, and ticking your balls.
Bury your face straight down into your pillow. You will probably need to open your mouth wide to be able to breathe, but the key to this technique is that you want to have difficulty breathing.
The orgasm might approach more slowly than you're used to. It will be like a distant rumble of thunder that you can hear approaching for a long time.
When you're ready, tighten your leg muscles, stretch the diamond, and tickle your balls. This orgasm is different because it is caused in part by the lack of oxygen to your brain. Don't worry, you can't kill yourself this way. Just DON'T USE ANY EQUIPMENT, LIKE ROPES OR GAGS TO SUFFOCATE YOURSELF!
As soon as you're done, simply roll your head to the side and take in some deep breaths of fresh air...that will feel almost as good as the mind-blowing orgasm you just had.
The only reason I don't use this technique every time is that it is very difficult to watch porn at the same time, though I've had mild success by facing toward the foot of the bed and playing porn movies from my laptop, which is sitting on a chair near my head.
The Talon
I bought this little toy mostly because it was marked down to $10. It is part of my continuing quest for the male G-spot, or prostate. If I was born with a magic button hidden somewhere up my ass, what a shame it would be to die without ever having found it.
I have fit so many things up there in search of a mind-blowing experience, but have always thought that there must be something more than what I feel. This toy is very small (middle finger sized) so I wasn't sure it would do the trick, but it is supposed to have "strategically placed contours."
Upon first insertion I wasn't too impressed. I tried adding a medium-sized butt plug alongside it, but then all I could feel was the plug.
This toy took some practice to figure out, but it was worth the effort! I have found that if I insert The Talon alone, then sit in a chair so that my sitting is holding it in, I then inhale deeply, clench my anus and rock backward a bit it definitely gives me a great feeling. It is not like an orgasm, more like a feeling of openness, maybe like when you get a deep breath after being underwater. The feeling doesn't seem to be sustainable, so I keep rocking and repeating, but the nice part is that I seem to be able to go forever.
Success...?
I have had 2 more attampts at separating the orgasm from the ejaculation.
Once was in the shower, as before, but this time some jism did escape...not a full load, but enough to see in my palm. I consider this attempt a failure. I attribute this to either unconsciously holding my breath, or simply not having strong enough pc muscles yet...I am up to 70 flexes each morning, but "experts" suggest 130. Anyway, it did leave me feeling a little tired and depressed, but not as much as the way I feel after shooting a whole geyser. One thing that I have noticed seems to help with maintaining a feeling of vitality is jacking off in the morning. Even when I blow a load, I am usually ok the rest of the day if I did it forst thing in the morning...just an observation.
The next attempt was another early morning. I had just gotten up and was checking my computer to see what new porn it had downloaded for me in my sleep. LOOK WHO WAS WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED!
This new starlet is Elaina Raye, and she has everything that I look for in wank fodder. I almost never watch porn videos from start to finish without skipping around to the good parts (blowjobs, tit play, cum shots) but I wanted to view every frame of video that had ever captured this girl's image. I utilized some toys and started stroking, warning her aloud that she was gonna make me cum. About 10 minutes later, as she was getting nailed in a classroom, I felt the point of no return speeding toward my cock. I let go...but the orgasm had momentum...I felt the full blown rush of orgasm and new that my training had prepared me for this moment...I clenched my pc muscle hard, still being racked by orgasm...it was a second or two before I remembered to keep breathing and to keep my eyes open...still in the throws, I looked down at my cock expecting to see spurts of jizz...NOTHING! I'd fucking done it! Not only was that a full tilt orgasm, it was actually one for the record books, and I hadn't spilled my load! I should still be good to go!
I couldn't test this out, though, since I had to get to work. Upon leaving the room, I did see a spot of wetness on my chair, but that could have been a remnant of lube.
Once was in the shower, as before, but this time some jism did escape...not a full load, but enough to see in my palm. I consider this attempt a failure. I attribute this to either unconsciously holding my breath, or simply not having strong enough pc muscles yet...I am up to 70 flexes each morning, but "experts" suggest 130. Anyway, it did leave me feeling a little tired and depressed, but not as much as the way I feel after shooting a whole geyser. One thing that I have noticed seems to help with maintaining a feeling of vitality is jacking off in the morning. Even when I blow a load, I am usually ok the rest of the day if I did it forst thing in the morning...just an observation.
The next attempt was another early morning. I had just gotten up and was checking my computer to see what new porn it had downloaded for me in my sleep. LOOK WHO WAS WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED!
I couldn't test this out, though, since I had to get to work. Upon leaving the room, I did see a spot of wetness on my chair, but that could have been a remnant of lube.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
effects of silicone based lube
It's actually true! Don't EVER let your toys get anywhere near oil-based lube!
This WAS an artificial mouth called Amante Caliente (Red Hot Lover) - Labios Sensuales (Sensual Lips). It was a descent "pocket pussy" type masturbation toy. I got it mostly for the tongue, which did give nice French kisses when you wet it with saliva. My only complaint would be that it was smaller than an actual-sized mouth, which ruined the effect a bit. Also, it has tanned Latina skin tones, which is not for me.
Anyway, what you are witnessing is the result of leaving this toy boxed up next to a leaking bottle of massage oil for the summer. It appears to have melted and nearly fused to some neighboring toys!
This WAS an artificial mouth called Amante Caliente (Red Hot Lover) - Labios Sensuales (Sensual Lips). It was a descent "pocket pussy" type masturbation toy. I got it mostly for the tongue, which did give nice French kisses when you wet it with saliva. My only complaint would be that it was smaller than an actual-sized mouth, which ruined the effect a bit. Also, it has tanned Latina skin tones, which is not for me.
Anyway, what you are witnessing is the result of leaving this toy boxed up next to a leaking bottle of massage oil for the summer. It appears to have melted and nearly fused to some neighboring toys!
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Sexual Kung Fu...success?
This chronicles my successes and failures while working through the "Sexual Kung Fu" exercises purported to help make me a multi-orgasmic man, as prescribed in the book "The Multi-Orgasmic Man" by Chia and Abrams.
Main points of the exercises are centered around
1. Abdominal breathing
2. Circulating your chi
3. clenching the pc muscle to separate orgasm from ejaculation
1. The Abdominal breathing is no problem. I have been well trained in breathing from the abdomen because of previous training in theater and meditation. However, I am struggling with the timing of things...the book tells me to clench my pc muscle and circulate my chi upward as I INHALE. I am finding it much easier to clench the pc as I EXHALE, and am finding the upward circulation of chi to be impossible. I do find that as I get closer to coming I have a tendency to inhale deeply and hold it...I am hoping that if I can break that habit I will have more success.
2. I am familiar with the concept of chi from previous years of practicing tai chi. However, as a trained biologist I have a mental block when it comes to truly believing in this energy source that flows through my body. I have no difficulty understanding that each of my cells contains an electrical potential, but I laugh at the idea of being able to move the location of that electrical potential with my mind. This mental blockage is preventing me from being able to relocate my feeling of stimulation from my dick up my spine to my brain. If I jerk off enough and breathe heavily, I do start to feel light headed...is that it?
3. Clenching the pc is not so hard. It's the same muscle you use to stop yourself from going pee. I have been working out this muscle by stopping my pee in midstream at least 3 times whenever I go. I have also been clenching the muscle many times before I get up each morning (I am up to 60 clenches a day, adding 10 each week).
SHOWER PRACTICE. I have been practicing the art of experiencing orgasm without ejaculation in the shower, and MIGHT have succeeded today. I am very familiar with playing touch-and-go with myself while watching porn. I can do that for hours and hours and days and days without ejaculating as long as I stay far away from the point of no return. However, the book says that I should be able to experience orgasm, and even the involuntary muscle spasms in my dick without shooting my load...this requires taking things a little farther than I usually do, then using the pc muscle to stop the ejaculation.
Well, I might have done it today...I jerked off slowly in the shower with plenty of soap. I tried my best to keep breathing and to circulate my chi. When I knew I was close, I slowed down and just lightly tickled the underside of my shaft, just enough to bring me to the tipping point. I waited until I felt the warmth of orgasm, then stopped touching and clenched the pc. My dick did dance, but nothing shot out! It certainly wasn't the best orgasm, but I am hoping that that will get better.
I do have that well-winded feeling like I just got laid, but without the total exhaustion that usually ensues. My dick did go soft, so I restimulated it just to see if I could go for another round if I wanted...NO PROBLEM...I didn't get rock hard right away, but I definitely felt like I wouldn't mind a little more action.
Bottom line, my only complaint is that the orgasm was sub-par and I hope to improve that. Also, if I can do the trick while still being stimulated then I can do it during sex and increase my stamina.
I will work on slowly adding a bit more stimulation beyond the point where I stopped this time and see if I can handle it.
Happy wanking!
Main points of the exercises are centered around
1. Abdominal breathing
2. Circulating your chi
3. clenching the pc muscle to separate orgasm from ejaculation
1. The Abdominal breathing is no problem. I have been well trained in breathing from the abdomen because of previous training in theater and meditation. However, I am struggling with the timing of things...the book tells me to clench my pc muscle and circulate my chi upward as I INHALE. I am finding it much easier to clench the pc as I EXHALE, and am finding the upward circulation of chi to be impossible. I do find that as I get closer to coming I have a tendency to inhale deeply and hold it...I am hoping that if I can break that habit I will have more success.
2. I am familiar with the concept of chi from previous years of practicing tai chi. However, as a trained biologist I have a mental block when it comes to truly believing in this energy source that flows through my body. I have no difficulty understanding that each of my cells contains an electrical potential, but I laugh at the idea of being able to move the location of that electrical potential with my mind. This mental blockage is preventing me from being able to relocate my feeling of stimulation from my dick up my spine to my brain. If I jerk off enough and breathe heavily, I do start to feel light headed...is that it?
3. Clenching the pc is not so hard. It's the same muscle you use to stop yourself from going pee. I have been working out this muscle by stopping my pee in midstream at least 3 times whenever I go. I have also been clenching the muscle many times before I get up each morning (I am up to 60 clenches a day, adding 10 each week).
SHOWER PRACTICE. I have been practicing the art of experiencing orgasm without ejaculation in the shower, and MIGHT have succeeded today. I am very familiar with playing touch-and-go with myself while watching porn. I can do that for hours and hours and days and days without ejaculating as long as I stay far away from the point of no return. However, the book says that I should be able to experience orgasm, and even the involuntary muscle spasms in my dick without shooting my load...this requires taking things a little farther than I usually do, then using the pc muscle to stop the ejaculation.
Well, I might have done it today...I jerked off slowly in the shower with plenty of soap. I tried my best to keep breathing and to circulate my chi. When I knew I was close, I slowed down and just lightly tickled the underside of my shaft, just enough to bring me to the tipping point. I waited until I felt the warmth of orgasm, then stopped touching and clenched the pc. My dick did dance, but nothing shot out! It certainly wasn't the best orgasm, but I am hoping that that will get better.
I do have that well-winded feeling like I just got laid, but without the total exhaustion that usually ensues. My dick did go soft, so I restimulated it just to see if I could go for another round if I wanted...NO PROBLEM...I didn't get rock hard right away, but I definitely felt like I wouldn't mind a little more action.
Bottom line, my only complaint is that the orgasm was sub-par and I hope to improve that. Also, if I can do the trick while still being stimulated then I can do it during sex and increase my stamina.
I will work on slowly adding a bit more stimulation beyond the point where I stopped this time and see if I can handle it.
Happy wanking!
Intro to Tantra Quest
Under the 03 label, I will log my quest for tantric sex.
This includes a log of my successes and failures with the "Sexual Kung Fu" exercises described in "The Multi-Orgasmic Man" as well as successes and failures with any attempts to increase my stamina or staying power either alone or with a partner.
This includes a log of my successes and failures with the "Sexual Kung Fu" exercises described in "The Multi-Orgasmic Man" as well as successes and failures with any attempts to increase my stamina or staying power either alone or with a partner.
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