Clit stimulator as prostate massager

I  have been stammering around the house mumbling "Oh, my God" for hours now.  After 15 years of masturbating I am in awe of the transcendent experience I have stumbled upon.
You will need some play equipment for this technique, and it will make some noise...so be sure you're alone.

You will need a small clit stimulator, like this one.  I got this one as a free gift for ordering a bunch of toys from Adam and Eve, which is a good place to get good toys for good prices.  Anyway, I wasn't sure what I was gonna do with a clit stimulator.  I had purchased a bunch of prostate massagers, none of which were ringing my bell.  Then I tried something wonderful.
Do not use any of the ticker-type attachments...you don't want to lose them where the sun don't shine.  Cover the whole toy in plenty of Astroglide lube and switch it on.
This is best done kneeling, with your torso angled slightly forward at the waist.  Work the vibrating toy up your ass.  Experiment with different distances, being careful not to lose it up there.  Just be sure it is inside and you're not simply tickling your outer butt-hole.  Now take the end that's sticking out and tilt it towards your tailbone.  This should cause the vibrating head to massage your prostate.  If you've hit the right spot, you will probably squirt some semen without ever feeling an orgasm or muscle contractions.  This is called milking your prostate and it's done sometimes during medical exams.  Don't worry, the gentle trickle of jizz doesn't trigger the "must sleep, now" response.
As you jerk off, you might even feel your cock vibrating a bit, since you're basically shaking it from the root. 

I like to use a cock ring around my shaft while performing this technique, because it can make you really horny and give you hair-trigger responsiveness without ever getting you hard, which is just awkward.  The ring ensures that I'm at least partly hard.  Keep experimenting with different depths, and definitely try clenching and relaxing your pc muscle.  As great as this feels, you haven't even found the gold yet!

Try pushing it out, like you're taking a dump, but keep holding it so you don't let it drop to the floor.  Just before it exits completely, you should feel something wonderful!  If you missed the magic moment, just shove the toy back in and try expelling it more slowly, until you can stop it just as it's breaching your sphincter.

You can thank me after you've had some time to calm down!