Monday, December 31, 2012

Jelqing

Dec 30, 2012

I am beginning a penis enlargement routine, starting with jelqing.  You can find the details of jelqing all over the internet.

I am beginning with 40 jelqs a day for the first week.

I am measuring my progress be measuring the length and width of my dick.  The only objective way to measure length is to get as hard as I can, using cockrings, and measuring from the top base (where the cock root meets my belly) to the start of the urethra hole, then measuring the width around the same base.
I think most guys measure their length from some arbitrary starting point at around the balls, which greatly exaggerates their true numbers.

So, today's starting numbers are
length:15cm
width:11.5cm

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Cum eating

OK, don't knock it 'til you've tried it, but if you're gonna try it you must do it right.umload
Nothing tastes worse than you're own full cumload just after you've cum.  The heterosexual man's taste for the stuff seems to decline rapidly after orgasm.  However, I discovered accidentally one time while cleaning my chair DURING a sloppy wanking session, that nothing tastes better than your own pre-cum drips while you are still horny.
I have done the experiments to explain this.  I used some glucose test strips and found that pre-cum has a much higher concentration of glucose compared to the full blown load that shoots out during orgasm.  I also found that the glucose concentration gets even higher if you are drinking fruit juice or eating candy while you wank.  However, the glucose concentration drops pretty rapidly as time goes by.  Putting your pre-cum in the refrigerator will slow this decline in glucose concentration, but putting it in the freezer and then thawing it out seems to ruin all of the glucose.
So, the best bet is to lick up your pre-cum while it's fresh.  Trouble is, it's never enough.  If you want a big enough load of pre-cum that you can swish it on your tongue you'll have to work at it.
I collect every drop that I can as I go and store it in the fridge.  A good butt plug or Aneros toy will send your pre-cum squirting out without triggering orgasm.
 For even better results, I block the flow for a while with lots of tight fitting cockrings.  Once I remove the rings, the stuff comes pouring out so you've gotta be prepared to collect it.  The best collection vessel is the lid of a bottle of Gun Oil because the edge is very narrow and can be used to scrape up small drops.
The picture shown here includes lots of clear pre-cum plus one full-blown load that ejaculated out unexpectedly during a long wank session and was collected by scraping my legs.  Pure pre-cum wouldn't have as much of the white substance, which I'm assuming is protein and causes the less appealing taste.
I keep the collection covered with plastic wrap in the fridge until it's ready for use.  If it's pue pre-cum, try guzzling it while you're horny.  If there's a lot of white protein, you'll probably want to do something else with it.  One possibility is extracting the protein out of the collection, but I have yet to experiment with this.  Another possibility is to mix it with something else.
I've tried mixing it with equal volume of corn syrup, then microwaving for a short time, stopping the microwave ever ten seconds to stir.  You'll get a cum gummy candy.
Or you can check out the book Natural Harvest.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/93126222/Natural-Harvest-A-Collection-of-Semen-Based-Recipes
 Most of the recipes are beyone my culinary skill and would so overwhelm the taste of cum that the stuff might as well not be in there.  However, I do highly recommend the recipe for Cum Creme Caramel made with three full-blown cumloads and glazed on top with as much pre-cum as you can collect. 

Don't even try making the caramel that goes with it.  I buy the sheets of caramel wrapping used for easy caramel apples and line the inside of my ramekins with it.  This treat tastes best when it's hot.  I like to shovel in a mouthful while it's still hot enough to sting (NOT STRAIGHT FROM THE OVEN, THOUGH) just as a cutie is taking a load onscreen.  
Use common sense.  I will not take responsibility for illness or injury caused by eating unsanitary or very hot substances.

Brazzers

Death to all but Brazzers!

Hail to the king!  The world's best porn site.  This is what they call themselves, and they aren't kidding.  Be prepared to spend a lot of time there and you might need to buy another hard drive to store all of the top-notch porn videos you'll be collecting.  I join about every six months or so and that way there's not such an overwhelming volume of new stuff to accumulate, but for your first visit a one month membership might not give you enough time unless you quit your job for that month.
I don't know what a Brazzer is, but I have noticedthat nearly all of the models have a particular shape of huge, firm tits with a nice dick-sized space between them.  The prime example of Brazzer tits is displayed by Nikke Benz.

The videos are very high quality, the plot lines are fun, the girls are among the best, and the site has a particular fondness for titfucking and girls taking it in the face.


Sunday, November 18, 2012

new technniques

I have not been good about postung techniques and I have a lot of wisdom to spread, as well as some recent discoveries.

For one irresistible trick, see my recent post under the "toys" label and read about how I use the ball stretcher.

Another technique I discovered recently is supposed to be good for female masturbation, but it excites me just fine.  The trick is to push the soles of your feet together, increasing the tension in the groin.  In fact, anything that increases tension in the groin is awesome (holding your breath, wearing tight cock rings, squeezing down on a butt plug, placing clothes pins on the balls and dick, gripping the base of the cock with small padded vice grips.)  If you use the vice grips, be prepared to be sore for a day and I don't recommend shooting a load with the grips in place.

I was walking barefoot through my apartment and was all worked up from porn when I stepped on something.  A pang of arousal shot through my body.  It occured to me that wanking pleasure could be enhanced by pressing the soles of the feet to something hard and pointed.  I haven't figured out how to do it yet, but this can probably be combined with the technique above (pushing the soles of the feet together) by holding something like a spikey ball between the feet.


Several new toys

I have recently come into some money and am spending it on porn site memberships and masturbation toys.  In this section I review some of my new toys.

Rocks Off Bad Boy
 It took some practice to get the most bang for my buck with this.  They come inb various shapes and sizes, so use your experience to decide what's best for you.  I only recommend this model if you've been stretching yourself out for at least a year.  Buy extra batteries, because it uses some weird size I've never seen before.  I position it on a pillow to keep it straight, then sit down on it until I've taken it all in and the button is nestled against my nut sac.  To turn it on, hold the button, then slowly let your balls down so they don't push the button again and turn it off.  Rock forward and backward and occasionally clench your sphincter until you've found your optimal position.  You know you've got it when you start shooting cum without an orgasm.  Don't worry, you're not spent yet.  I just like to ride the edge there for a while.  I think it gets better the longer you keep it in there (until you eventually grow numb to the sensation.)  Not as awesom as I was hoping, but now that I've figured it out, it's definitely worth trying.

Extenze Original Formula




WARNING:  THIS STUFF IS SERIOUS!  Like any addict in search of a new high, I had to try something I thought I'd never touch.  Walmart sells this for half the price it goes for anyplace else.  If you buy it at the self checkout line, an employee has to come over and do a quick verification (I'm not sure what for) so don't think that you can buy this anonymously.  After my first pill, I thought my heart would burst and I was sweating like an ox.  It was so uncomfortable that I lost any thought of attempting sexual activity.  I had to drug myself with Nyquil to get any sleep that night.  Oh, and I wasn't even hard.  After taking a day off, I tried half a pill in the morning with breakfast.  All day at work I felt like I was hyped up on 5 espressos.  By the time my work day was done, my heart rate was swinging back down to normal.  I think, maybe my erections were a bit fuller and longer lasting, but I'm not sure.  Today I'm on a quar5ter of a pill.  I still have elevated heart rate and increased body temperature, but it's not uncomfortable.  It has never given me unexpected erections, and I THINK that my intended erections are fuller than normal, but I'm not convinced that I'll try this again.

Typhoon Penis Pump
Every guy has wondered about it, right?  This was the cheapest penis pump at my local adult book store.  The guy at the counter promised me that they all work the same and that I might as well go for cheap.  My first experience was surprising.  I was fully hard just to push into the tube, then it just took one pump of the squeeze bulb and I unloaded into the tube.  I hadn't quite anticipated the intensity of the gasket gripping my member, and I hadn't intended to use it for getting off.  The next morning I took things more carefully and did succeed in swelling my cock quite large.  Since I already had some cock rings on, the bulging stayed for a short while after slowly easing out of the tube (30 minutes later) but the swelling was uneven!  What's the point of getting a big cock if it looks like you have a tumor growing it it?  Upon my third use, the bulb started coming apart and it hasn't provided good suction ever since.  You get what you pay for.

Cock and Ball Harness'

This item was on sale, but came with absolutely no instructions.  I have always been trying to rig something to separate my balls while I'm strapped into a cock ring, since I know it feels good to separate them with a finger.  It took quite a bit of fiddling to figure it out and I find that one nut fits in it better than the other.  If I put it on while soft, then let myself grow, the growth phase feels pretty good, but so far I am left wanting more, and usually end up adding more rings to get a fuller effect.  I did learn that it hurts to keep it on too long, especially the moment you unsnap it and let the blood flow return.  One more thing:  I don't understand what fool thought that SNAPS would be a good design.  It's hard to adjust to just the right constriction and when I've got it tight I'm terrified that my scrotum will be caught in a snap when I lock it down!  I've already lost some pubes in the snaps and that hurt badly enough.  So, I'm still searching for a good ball spreading technique.

New toys for me

A few new toys to report.

It might not look like much.  This is a 2 inch ball stretcher.  I found that I was often tugging my balls downward while jerking.  I learned decades ago that the best orgasms are achieved when the balls are being pulled down toward my ass and my dick is stretched toward my navel.  Anyway...pulling down on my balls takes up an extra pair of hands.  I hoped this toy would solve the problem.  It feels awesome and works well, though I have to enhance it by placing more small cock rings to its end, making it stretch even farther or by cinching something around it to make it squeeze tighter.
WARNING: this will make your balls turn dark purple pretty quickly.  I'm not hoping for more kids, so I'm OK with this!
The most glorious trick that can be done with this toy is to put it on so it stretches my balls downward, then put in a butt plug, then cinch a cord around both the ball stretcher and the base of the butt plug, so that contracting my sphincter automatically tugs down on my balls!  If I trap my balls between my legs and pull upward on my shaft, the sensation is simply irresistible!

My other good news is that I purchased my second set of Jenna's Perfect Pair tits.  This is, hands down, the best wanking toy on the market if you are a breast man.  My first set was so incredible that I blew a big load on it the first time my cock touched the flesh...the tits were nice and warm straight out of the box because the delivery box had sat on the porch in August.  Anyway, I so craved that warm feeling again that I placed them under an electric blanket but I fell asleep!  When I awoke, the perky nipples had melted down to disappointing bumps.  Another couple of drawbacks to this toy are that it has an odd smell when new and the pink nipple paint only lasts about 2 weeks.  However, the smell fades and, for me anyway, becomes a Pavlovian olfactory trigger.  The fantastic pink nip color can be restored by using pink powdered makeup, like eyeshadow, but it will need frequent replacing if you like to suckle.

Anyway, I had thrown out the old set after failing to restore the nipple shape.  When I purchased my second set I found that the manufacturer had made a slight improvement.  There is now a ribbed fuck tunnel running from base to the top.  I had always been perfectly satisfied with wrapping my dick in the tits, but the tunnel has its perks, too.  It is very penetrable, the ribbing is very nice, and you can grab the tits while you thrust or just let go and watch them jiggle to your rhythm.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

more web sites

Sabrina Blond
http://sabrinablond.com/

I don't normally join solo girl sites, simply because they cost the same as the larger sites but don't have nearly as much content.  However, I took a chance with this girl because, unlike most solo girls, she does hardcore.  Almost all of the content is available elsewhere (in edited video clips.)  I was able to get all of the videos from the site in a couple of days.  The photo sets are not in zip format, so I didn't take the time to get any photos.
On the plus side, if you're into little titties, she's hard to beat.  She occasionally does some fun actions, like drinking cum from a wine glass or pouring a bottle of lotion on her tits, but those moments are rare.  There is something incredible about seeing her on all fours and a really wish there were a video in which she just crawls around.
For the most part, not worth the cost since the content is so small and most of it is out there already in free samples from the site itself.
Soon after signing up, I realized that I had meant to sign up for
Sasha Blond
www.sashablond.com
Sasha is a similar looking girl with a similar name.  She also does hardcore and is an upgrade to blue eyes and an even more slender body.  I haven't tried her yet.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Several new toys

I have recently come into some money and am spending it on porn site memberships and masturbation toys.  In this section I review some of my new toys.

Rocks Off Bad Boy
 It took some practice to get the most bang for my buck with this.  They come inb various shapes and sizes, so use your experience to decide what's best for you.  I only recommend this model if you've been stretching yourself out for at least a year.  Buy extra batteries, because it uses some weird size I've never seen before.  I position it on a pillow to keep it straight, then sit down on it until I've taken it all in and the button is nestled against my nut sac.  To turn it on, hold the button, then slowly let your balls down so they don't push the button again and turn it off.  Rock forward and backward and occasionally clench your sphincter until you've found your optimal position.  You know you've got it when you start shooting cum without an orgasm.  Don't worry, you're not spent yet.  I just like to ride the edge there for a while.  I think it gets better the longer you keep it in there (until you eventually grow numb to the sensation.)  Not as awesom as I was hoping, but now that I've figured it out, it's definitely worth trying.

Extenze Original Formula




WARNING:  THIS STUFF IS SERIOUS!  Like any addict in search of a new high, I had to try something I thought I'd never touch.  Walmart sells this for half the price it goes for anyplace else.  If you buy it at the self checkout line, an employee has to come over and do a quick verification (I'm not sure what for) so don't think that you can buy this anonymously.  After my first pill, I thought my heart would burst and I was sweating like an ox.  It was so uncomfortable that I lost any thought of attempting sexual activity.  I had to drug myself with Nyquil to get any sleep that night.  Oh, and I wasn't even hard.  After taking a day off, I tried half a pill in the morning with breakfast.  All day at work I felt like I was hyped up on 5 espressos.  By the time my work day was done, my heart rate was swinging back down to normal.  I think, maybe my erections were a bit fuller and longer lasting, but I'm not sure.  Today I'm on a quar5ter of a pill.  I still have elevated heart rate and increased body temperature, but it's not uncomfortable.  It has never given me unexpected erections, and I THINK that my intended erections are fuller than normal, but I'm not convinced that I'll try this again.

Typhoon Penis Pump
Every guy has wondered about it, right?  This was the cheapest penis pump at my local adult book store.  The guy at the counter promised me that they all work the same and that I might as well go for cheap.  My first experience was surprising.  I was fully hard just to push into the tube, then it just took one pump of the squeeze bulb and I unloaded into the tube.  I hadn't quite anticipated the intensity of the gasket gripping my member, and I hadn't intended to use it for getting off.  The next morning I took things more carefully and did succeed in swelling my cock quite large.  Since I already had some cock rings on, the bulging stayed for a short while after slowly easing out of the tube (30 minutes later) but the swelling was uneven!  What's the point of getting a big cock if it looks like you have a tumor growing it it?  Upon my third use, the bulb started coming apart and it hasn't provided good suction ever since.  You get what you pay for.

Cock and Ball Harness'

This toy was on sale, but came with absolutely to instructions.  As with any toy, I have worked hard to find a way to make it work for me.I wanted this toy because I do like to use my finger to separate my balls sometimes.  I will try to describe the technique that I use with this harness in detail so that I need not include photos.  WARNING:  This technique is a bit painful, but in a good way.  I do not recommend leaving your balls strapped in like this for more than 20 minutes.
1.  I put a medium rubber latex ring against my body (behind my cock and balls.
2.  Take the longer strap of the harness and snap in tightly in the same position as the ring.  Go as tight as you can, but be sure you leave one snap available on each side of your balls for the rest of the harness.
3.  Put a small stretchy cock ring around your balls.  This is an often neglected spot for a cock ring but I have found that it contributes to my hard-on more than anything else.  When using the harness, it has the advantage of pulling the balls forward to keep them strapped in.
4.  Now, lift the shorter strap with snaps so that the smallest strap separates the balls.  One side at a time, snap this strap into place onto the snaps that were remaining onb the big strap.  You won't need to go super tight.
5.  It starts to seel better as everything grows into place.
Be forewarned:  after 20 minutes, it's a bit painful to unsnap everything because the sudden return of bloodflow also means a sudden return of pain.  Also, it should go without saying to try not to catch your scrotum or pubes in the snaps!  Who thought of using snaps?  I would like to see this same design with strong velcro instead.

"Large" anal beads
The so-called "large" anal beads on the left were the best thing I had ever felt a few months ago, but now I hardly know that they're in there.  I had to get into my hardware supply to make some REAL LARGE anal beads myself.  You can drill through a golf ball quite easily if you're careful.  There's a hardened glob of silicone at the tip, to prevent the knot in the rope from scraping my insides.You need to be careful that the balls won't tie in knots inside you, or else you could be making a very embarrassing trip to the ER.  The golf ball string is pretty good, except that it does hurt when the balls sometimes pinch my insides.  Next time, I'll tie knots between them.  The ball with the handle is a bit larger, but not as good as stuffing 3 or 4 golf balls.

New batch of web sites

I recently came into some money and have chosen to spend it on porn site memberships and masturbation toys.  In this section I will review the adult web sites that I have visited and tried out.

Paul Markham Teens
http://www.paulmarkhamteens.net/

I joined this site mostly for the girl shown above.  She is known as Nancey on this site, but is known by many other names in the pornosphere, including marianna, mima, mirka maitland,  miranda, miriama, mina, muriel, lindsey, and andrea.  She is an easily recognizable girl because of her impossibly big eyes and young face.  She also has a distinct mole on her upper lip.
Anyway, the Paul Markham site contains some original photo sets, but most of the material can be found elsewhere on the web, often for free.  To battle this, Paul Markham has disabled all of the zip downloads from the site, which makes collecting photos a big hassle.  I only reccommend this site if you are willing to take the time to download photos one at a time.  The site has a fair number of models, including some of the cutest girls out there, like Vicky:

True Teen Babes
This is a specialty site.  If looking at under aged glamor models wearing skimpy, often transparent clothing is your thing, then it's worth a try, but it's relatively costly.  The only way to get full length videos is to mail order a some dvds, which cost almost as much as the site membership and you have to wait a few weeks to have them delivered.  I have seen some of the videos, which are good for one thing: watching them frame by frame waiting for the slight possibility that you might catch one frame of shadowy underaged nipple.  Not worth the price of buying a whole DVD.  There's only one drop-dead cute girl, Libby Turner:
I recommend just Googling her name and seeing what you can get without joining the site.  One more serious disadvantage to this site is that they only have the most recent postings.  If you want to enter an archive of previous posts (like to see what your favorite model looked like when she started modeling at 13 years old) you have to pay extra to join the archive site!

Adult Empire
THis site simply offers links to other small, associated, sites containing some specialized material that I have not been able to find under one roof.  Most of the stuff is terrible and nearly impossible to sort through, but if you can take your time you will find a few diamonds in the rough.  This site is worth trying out if you are ready to search for stuff like CG or 3D computer generated pics of sex with mosters and aliens, furries, and elves. 
There are also some good adult cartoon pix, including hentai and Disney porn
and a pretty good mix of latex models, often not showing nipple.   


Andrew Blake
If you are familiar with Andre Blake's movies and don't already have all of them, I recommend this site.  If you aren't familiar with Andrew Blake, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH AMATEUR PORN AND TREAT YOURSELF TO SOME HIGH QUALITY PLEASURE.  
The videos are not available for free download, but with a little work and some free software you will be able to steal the streaming videos, which is worth the effort because nobody does classy slow-motion clean porn like Blake.  My only complaint is that the video clips are quite unorganized and he doesn't shoot nearly enough young blondes.  The pictures are not as good as the videos and are not in a format that is easy to download.  Kudos to Blake for keeping his work protected.  Every wankmeister neeeds at least some Andrew Blake in his collection.  I prefer his stuff from the nineties when he specialized in slow motion facial cumshots on gorgeous models.