Eargasm

A warning about this one, that everyone should know.  All wisdom indicates that you should never stick anything in your ear!
Despite the above common knowledge.  I have found many on-line reports of people experiencing an orgasmic feeling (often called an eargasm) upon deeply probing their ears with a q-tip.  I have never been an ear cleaner.  In fact, I pride myself on having always listened to those who tell me never to put anything in my ear.
But, hell!  People also say never to stick anything up your ass...what a little bonus  I wouldf be missing out on if I had heeded THAT advice...
Hmm...
I just tried it.  Feels mostly awkward since I never probe in there.  Shit!  I just removed a long strip of what I assume is dark ear wax, and now I can't hear from that ear.  I hope I just pushed a bunch of wax into the canal and didn't just rupture the ear drum.  Gonna go buy some ear wax remover and get back to you...
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...OK!  It was just the world's worst compacted ear wax problem.  It is starting to clear up with some wax removal drops, but it's gonna take a few rounds.  I haven't had my wax removed in a few years and my left ear already doesn't hear well (hopefully just because of wax).  It was the right ear that went out this time.  I could barely hear the cashier when I bought the drops.  I left the drops in for about 5 minutes and still couldn't hear until I fluished it out pretty well with water.

I'm not trying that again.  I'm starting to think it's no different from the pleasure of scratching a hard-to-reach itch.  If you want that sensation, just get athlete's foot or jock itch and scratch it until it bleeds...feels great but comes at a cost!