new technniques

I have not been good about postung techniques and I have a lot of wisdom to spread, as well as some recent discoveries.

For one irresistible trick, see my recent post under the "toys" label and read about how I use the ball stretcher.

Another technique I discovered recently is supposed to be good for female masturbation, but it excites me just fine.  The trick is to push the soles of your feet together, increasing the tension in the groin.  In fact, anything that increases tension in the groin is awesome (holding your breath, wearing tight cock rings, squeezing down on a butt plug, placing clothes pins on the balls and dick, gripping the base of the cock with small padded vice grips.)  If you use the vice grips, be prepared to be sore for a day and I don't recommend shooting a load with the grips in place.

I was walking barefoot through my apartment and was all worked up from porn when I stepped on something.  A pang of arousal shot through my body.  It occured to me that wanking pleasure could be enhanced by pressing the soles of the feet to something hard and pointed.  I haven't figured out how to do it yet, but this can probably be combined with the technique above (pushing the soles of the feet together) by holding something like a spikey ball between the feet.

Several new toys

I have recently come into some money and am spending it on porn site memberships and masturbation toys.  In this section I review some of my new toys.

Rocks Off Bad Boy

 It took some practice to get the most bang for my buck with this.  They come inb various shapes and sizes, so use your experience to decide what's best for you.  I only recommend this model if you've been stretching yourself out for at least a year.  Buy extra batteries, because it uses some weird size I've never seen before.  I position it on a pillow to keep it straight, then sit down on it until I've taken it all in and the button is nestled against my nut sac.  To turn it on, hold the button, then slowly let your balls down so they don't push the button again and turn it off.  Rock forward and backward and occasionally clench your sphincter until you've found your optimal position.  You know you've got it when you start shooting cum without an orgasm.  Don't worry, you're not spent yet.  I just like to ride the edge there for a while.  I think it gets better the longer you keep it in there (until you eventually grow numb to the sensation.)  Not as awesom as I was hoping, but now that I've figured it out, it's definitely worth trying.

Extenze Original Formula

WARNING:  THIS STUFF IS SERIOUS!  Like any addict in search of a new high, I had to try something I thought I'd never touch.  Walmart sells this for half the price it goes for anyplace else.  If you buy it at the self checkout line, an employee has to come over and do a quick verification (I'm not sure what for) so don't think that you can buy this anonymously.  After my first pill, I thought my heart would burst and I was sweating like an ox.  It was so uncomfortable that I lost any thought of attempting sexual activity.  I had to drug myself with Nyquil to get any sleep that night.  Oh, and I wasn't even hard.  After taking a day off, I tried half a pill in the morning with breakfast.  All day at work I felt like I was hyped up on 5 espressos.  By the time my work day was done, my heart rate was swinging back down to normal.  I think, maybe my erections were a bit fuller and longer lasting, but I'm not sure.  Today I'm on a quar5ter of a pill.  I still have elevated heart rate and increased body temperature, but it's not uncomfortable.  It has never given me unexpected erections, and I THINK that my intended erections are fuller than normal, but I'm not convinced that I'll try this again.

Typhoon Penis Pump

Every guy has wondered about it, right?  This was the cheapest penis pump at my local adult book store.  The guy at the counter promised me that they all work the same and that I might as well go for cheap.  My first experience was surprising.  I was fully hard just to push into the tube, then it just took one pump of the squeeze bulb and I unloaded into the tube.  I hadn't quite anticipated the intensity of the gasket gripping my member, and I hadn't intended to use it for getting off.  The next morning I took things more carefully and did succeed in swelling my cock quite large.  Since I already had some cock rings on, the bulging stayed for a short while after slowly easing out of the tube (30 minutes later) but the swelling was uneven!  What's the point of getting a big cock if it looks like you have a tumor growing it it?  Upon my third use, the bulb started coming apart and it hasn't provided good suction ever since.  You get what you pay for.

Cock and Ball Harness'

This item was on sale, but came with absolutely no instructions.  I have always been trying to rig something to separate my balls while I'm strapped into a cock ring, since I know it feels good to separate them with a finger.  It took quite a bit of fiddling to figure it out and I find that one nut fits in it better than the other.  If I put it on while soft, then let myself grow, the growth phase feels pretty good, but so far I am left wanting more, and usually end up adding more rings to get a fuller effect.  I did learn that it hurts to keep it on too long, especially the moment you unsnap it and let the blood flow return.  One more thing:  I don't understand what fool thought that SNAPS would be a good design.  It's hard to adjust to just the right constriction and when I've got it tight I'm terrified that my scrotum will be caught in a snap when I lock it down!  I've already lost some pubes in the snaps and that hurt badly enough.  So, I'm still searching for a good ball spreading technique.

New toys for me

A few new toys to report.

It might not look like much.  This is a 2 inch ball stretcher.  I found that I was often tugging my balls downward while jerking.  I learned decades ago that the best orgasms are achieved when the balls are being pulled down toward my ass and my dick is stretched toward my navel.  Anyway...pulling down on my balls takes up an extra pair of hands.  I hoped this toy would solve the problem.  It feels awesome and works well, though I have to enhance it by placing more small cock rings to its end, making it stretch even farther or by cinching something around it to make it squeeze tighter.
WARNING: this will make your balls turn dark purple pretty quickly.  I'm not hoping for more kids, so I'm OK with this!
The most glorious trick that can be done with this toy is to put it on so it stretches my balls downward, then put in a butt plug, then cinch a cord around both the ball stretcher and the base of the butt plug, so that contracting my sphincter automatically tugs down on my balls!  If I trap my balls between my legs and pull upward on my shaft, the sensation is simply irresistible!

My other good news is that I purchased my second set of Jenna's Perfect Pair tits.  This is, hands down, the best wanking toy on the market if you are a breast man.  My first set was so incredible that I blew a big load on it the first time my cock touched the flesh...the tits were nice and warm straight out of the box because the delivery box had sat on the porch in August.  Anyway, I so craved that warm feeling again that I placed them under an electric blanket but I fell asleep!  When I awoke, the perky nipples had melted down to disappointing bumps.  Another couple of drawbacks to this toy are that it has an odd smell when new and the pink nipple paint only lasts about 2 weeks.  However, the smell fades and, for me anyway, becomes a Pavlovian olfactory trigger.  The fantastic pink nip color can be restored by using pink powdered makeup, like eyeshadow, but it will need frequent replacing if you like to suckle.

Anyway, I had thrown out the old set after failing to restore the nipple shape.  When I purchased my second set I found that the manufacturer had made a slight improvement.  There is now a ribbed fuck tunnel running from base to the top.  I had always been perfectly satisfied with wrapping my dick in the tits, but the tunnel has its perks, too.  It is very penetrable, the ribbing is very nice, and you can grab the tits while you thrust or just let go and watch them jiggle to your rhythm.