I have a new favorite web site:
www.porn.com
Firstly, don't fall for the 3 day trial membership. What they don't tell you is that you can't download stuff unless you're a full member.
I had some technical difficulties with videos, but the on-line customer service chat people were helpful and even gave me a great discount on membership for my trouble.
There is a lot of original content, or at least stuff that I could not find already in my collection. They've also got a small amount of really good anime and 3d (for 3d glasses) porn.
The site is not so well set up for downloading mass quantities at once...your download manager will probably crash. I did figure out something important: download videos by right clicking on the NAME OF THE FILE TYPE, not on the image beside it that says HI, MED or LO.
This site has all of the best girls in high quality productions.
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Monday, September 5, 2011
eerection cocktail
I'm still working on this one, but it's surely better than nothing. I squeezed four sections of watermelon into 8 ounces of pomegranate juice, then drank it with 4 pills of l-citrulline.
It's kind of hard to evaluate the effects, since I combined it with using the metal cock ring, but I certainly had a pleasureful erection.
It's kind of hard to evaluate the effects, since I combined it with using the metal cock ring, but I certainly had a pleasureful erection.
metal cock ring
After much struggling to get it on, here's what I can share about the metal cock ring.
1. Do not start with metal. I have been using a semi-stretchy black ring for a year now, and it took some practice. As you will find all over the web, put 1 ball in, then the other, then thread your soft dick through the space between your balls. This will be difficult at first, but use some lube and stretch the ring as much as you can. If necessary, buy a larger ring or some super-stretchy ones.
2. It is much easier to put the metal ring on when everything is already held in place by a stretchier one. I used my super-stretchy one around both cock and balls and another stretchy one around both balls. Then the ring went on surprisingly easily. The advantage of the super-stretchy ring is that it is easily removed once the metal ring is on.
3. When jerking off, I found that the metal ring kept me hard in a way that rings with some give to them couldn't do.
4. There's no freaking way you're getting the ring off while you're still hard. But, you don't have to cum, just do something else for a while. You might need to lubricate, especially if you're hairy. Start off like you're trying to remove both balls and your cock at once. When you've pulled pretty far, then pull your cock out from the root. The balls will soon follow.
1. Do not start with metal. I have been using a semi-stretchy black ring for a year now, and it took some practice. As you will find all over the web, put 1 ball in, then the other, then thread your soft dick through the space between your balls. This will be difficult at first, but use some lube and stretch the ring as much as you can. If necessary, buy a larger ring or some super-stretchy ones.
2. It is much easier to put the metal ring on when everything is already held in place by a stretchier one. I used my super-stretchy one around both cock and balls and another stretchy one around both balls. Then the ring went on surprisingly easily. The advantage of the super-stretchy ring is that it is easily removed once the metal ring is on.
3. When jerking off, I found that the metal ring kept me hard in a way that rings with some give to them couldn't do.
4. There's no freaking way you're getting the ring off while you're still hard. But, you don't have to cum, just do something else for a while. You might need to lubricate, especially if you're hairy. Start off like you're trying to remove both balls and your cock at once. When you've pulled pretty far, then pull your cock out from the root. The balls will soon follow.
metal cock ring
After a year of experimenting with various stretchy cock rings, I have finally decided to "upgrade" (?) to a solid metal ring. If it is spendid, I will report on it under "techniques."
lube
Any good wank-meister should be well versed in lube. I have tried a lot and have found a hands-down favorite.
2 squirts of silicone-based Gun Oil provides just the right amount of slip and grip. As long as you never remove your hand, things will stay slick for hours. It costs a fortune, but has become a necessary staple for me.
The water-based I.D. Glide is not necessarily the best, but no water-based lube is. I use it for any time that I am coming into contact with any silicone-based toys...DO NOT EVEN BREATHE ON A SILICONE-BASED TOY IF YOU'VE BEEN USING SILICONE-BASED LUBE...IT WILL DISSOLVE!
For anything going up my ass, I use Astroglide (not pictured.) This stuff is available at Walmart and gets the job done. Feels too slippery on my cock, but up my ass all that matters is a smooth ride.
The water-based I.D. Glide is not necessarily the best, but no water-based lube is. I use it for any time that I am coming into contact with any silicone-based toys...DO NOT EVEN BREATHE ON A SILICONE-BASED TOY IF YOU'VE BEEN USING SILICONE-BASED LUBE...IT WILL DISSOLVE!
For anything going up my ass, I use Astroglide (not pictured.) This stuff is available at Walmart and gets the job done. Feels too slippery on my cock, but up my ass all that matters is a smooth ride.
erection enhancement
Just couldn't resist trying this stuff.
I was skeptical at first, but this shit actually works! After drinking about half a bottle and jerking off with 3 small rubber cock rings stacked on the base of my shaft, I felt my erection getting harder and tinglier.
It was more than I normally get from the triple ring technique. The Neurogasm drink is hard to find, so I've started looking into other ways of achieving or improving the effect.
The first "proprietary" ingredient is L-citrulline. I found a lot of web postings with guys experimenting with this amino acid which supposedly increases blood flow to your cock. While researching that, I also found that pomegranate juice and watermellon juice also doi the same trick. So, I returned from shopping with these.
The L-citrulline cost 25 bucks for 120 pills (serving size 4 capsules), but the pomegranate juice cost a third of what Pom brand charges. I'll have to make my own watermelon juice. I'll report under "techniques" when I find what works.
 |
| Neurogasm |
The first "proprietary" ingredient is L-citrulline. I found a lot of web postings with guys experimenting with this amino acid which supposedly increases blood flow to your cock. While researching that, I also found that pomegranate juice and watermellon juice also doi the same trick. So, I returned from shopping with these.
water bottle enema
I just got back from a costly shopping spree, but this item was only 5 bucks at Walmart.
I'm not completely sure wahat I hope to get out of it, but I figure that no anal exploration is complete without an enema. At the very least, it should clean me out so that extracting my butt plug is not always such a stinky mess.
my first experience with this "toy" was a sloppy ordeal. I used 1 quart of warm tap water and inserted repeated it twice, never quite retaining the entire quart each time. I was exploding shit all over my bathroom. I had no idea I was retaining so much.
I haven't quite figured out the logistics yet...you seem to need at least 4 hands...one to vary the height of the bag, one to keep the nozzle in your ass, one ready to close the shut-off valve, and at least two to quickly clear valuable out of the way before the shit-storm starts flying.
I will add something in the "techniques" section when I've got it down.
my first experience with this "toy" was a sloppy ordeal. I used 1 quart of warm tap water and inserted repeated it twice, never quite retaining the entire quart each time. I was exploding shit all over my bathroom. I had no idea I was retaining so much.
I haven't quite figured out the logistics yet...you seem to need at least 4 hands...one to vary the height of the bag, one to keep the nozzle in your ass, one ready to close the shut-off valve, and at least two to quickly clear valuable out of the way before the shit-storm starts flying.
I will add something in the "techniques" section when I've got it down.
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Eargasm
A warning about this one, that everyone should know. All wisdom indicates that you should never stick anything in your ear!
Despite the above common knowledge. I have found many on-line reports of people experiencing an orgasmic feeling (often called an eargasm) upon deeply probing their ears with a q-tip. I have never been an ear cleaner. In fact, I pride myself on having always listened to those who tell me never to put anything in my ear.
But, hell! People also say never to stick anything up your ass...what a little bonus I wouldf be missing out on if I had heeded THAT advice...
Hmm...
I just tried it. Feels mostly awkward since I never probe in there. Shit! I just removed a long strip of what I assume is dark ear wax, and now I can't hear from that ear. I hope I just pushed a bunch of wax into the canal and didn't just rupture the ear drum. Gonna go buy some ear wax remover and get back to you...
...
...OK! It was just the world's worst compacted ear wax problem. It is starting to clear up with some wax removal drops, but it's gonna take a few rounds. I haven't had my wax removed in a few years and my left ear already doesn't hear well (hopefully just because of wax). It was the right ear that went out this time. I could barely hear the cashier when I bought the drops. I left the drops in for about 5 minutes and still couldn't hear until I fluished it out pretty well with water.
I'm not trying that again. I'm starting to think it's no different from the pleasure of scratching a hard-to-reach itch. If you want that sensation, just get athlete's foot or jock itch and scratch it until it bleeds...feels great but comes at a cost!
Despite the above common knowledge. I have found many on-line reports of people experiencing an orgasmic feeling (often called an eargasm) upon deeply probing their ears with a q-tip. I have never been an ear cleaner. In fact, I pride myself on having always listened to those who tell me never to put anything in my ear.
But, hell! People also say never to stick anything up your ass...what a little bonus I wouldf be missing out on if I had heeded THAT advice...
Hmm...
I just tried it. Feels mostly awkward since I never probe in there. Shit! I just removed a long strip of what I assume is dark ear wax, and now I can't hear from that ear. I hope I just pushed a bunch of wax into the canal and didn't just rupture the ear drum. Gonna go buy some ear wax remover and get back to you...
...
...OK! It was just the world's worst compacted ear wax problem. It is starting to clear up with some wax removal drops, but it's gonna take a few rounds. I haven't had my wax removed in a few years and my left ear already doesn't hear well (hopefully just because of wax). It was the right ear that went out this time. I could barely hear the cashier when I bought the drops. I left the drops in for about 5 minutes and still couldn't hear until I fluished it out pretty well with water.
I'm not trying that again. I'm starting to think it's no different from the pleasure of scratching a hard-to-reach itch. If you want that sensation, just get athlete's foot or jock itch and scratch it until it bleeds...feels great but comes at a cost!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)