Sunday, November 18, 2012

New toys for me

A few new toys to report.

It might not look like much.  This is a 2 inch ball stretcher.  I found that I was often tugging my balls downward while jerking.  I learned decades ago that the best orgasms are achieved when the balls are being pulled down toward my ass and my dick is stretched toward my navel.  Anyway...pulling down on my balls takes up an extra pair of hands.  I hoped this toy would solve the problem.  It feels awesome and works well, though I have to enhance it by placing more small cock rings to its end, making it stretch even farther or by cinching something around it to make it squeeze tighter.
WARNING: this will make your balls turn dark purple pretty quickly.  I'm not hoping for more kids, so I'm OK with this!
The most glorious trick that can be done with this toy is to put it on so it stretches my balls downward, then put in a butt plug, then cinch a cord around both the ball stretcher and the base of the butt plug, so that contracting my sphincter automatically tugs down on my balls!  If I trap my balls between my legs and pull upward on my shaft, the sensation is simply irresistible!

My other good news is that I purchased my second set of Jenna's Perfect Pair tits.  This is, hands down, the best wanking toy on the market if you are a breast man.  My first set was so incredible that I blew a big load on it the first time my cock touched the flesh...the tits were nice and warm straight out of the box because the delivery box had sat on the porch in August.  Anyway, I so craved that warm feeling again that I placed them under an electric blanket but I fell asleep!  When I awoke, the perky nipples had melted down to disappointing bumps.  Another couple of drawbacks to this toy are that it has an odd smell when new and the pink nipple paint only lasts about 2 weeks.  However, the smell fades and, for me anyway, becomes a Pavlovian olfactory trigger.  The fantastic pink nip color can be restored by using pink powdered makeup, like eyeshadow, but it will need frequent replacing if you like to suckle.

Anyway, I had thrown out the old set after failing to restore the nipple shape.  When I purchased my second set I found that the manufacturer had made a slight improvement.  There is now a ribbed fuck tunnel running from base to the top.  I had always been perfectly satisfied with wrapping my dick in the tits, but the tunnel has its perks, too.  It is very penetrable, the ribbing is very nice, and you can grab the tits while you thrust or just let go and watch them jiggle to your rhythm.

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